Sunday 14 December 2014

RIYAADH AL-AS’AD’S SON KILLED BY SAA IN ALEPPO; NUSRA DOOMED IN DER’AH; 50 NUSRA RATS DIE IN AL-SHAYKH MISKEEN



مقتل محمد رياض الأسعد، وهو نجل مؤسس ميليشيات الجيش الحر

On Friday, SyrPer’s winner of the Long John Silver Peg Legged Man of the Year Award, Riyaadh Al-As’ad, found out he lost a second son, Muhammad Riyaadh Al-As’ad, this time while fighting the legitimate national armed forces of the Syrian Arab Republic.  You can see both traitors in the above photo decked out in the flag of the French mandate.

ALEPPO:

Riyaadh Al-As’ad, a former colonel in the SAAF responsible for keeping gum wrappers off the airbase runways, and founder of the mostly non-existent Fake Syrian Army, AND, assassination survivor, can’t keep losing his offspring or his limbs.  If it isn’t a pesky murder attempt in Turkey which he miraculously survived a year ago (but his eldest son didn’t) or one in Al-Mayaadeen in Eastern Syria where his own friends tried to blow him up, he continually racks up the points in the pinball game of life and death.

Colonel As’ad received the news at his residence in southern Turkey where he now lives after an attempt to move to Holland where his brother is a citizen.   When the Dutch government would not provide him with a German prosthetic device for his right leg, he fled to Turkey where the generous Turks offered him a wheelchair stolen from an hospital in Aleppo.
“Look Ma, no feet!”  The Colonel studies the space between his knee and the end of his bed while being treated by quacks in Turkey.

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DER’AH:
syrian army

DER’AH:

Al-Shaykh Miskeen:   The SAA showed no mercy toward the Nusra-allied vermin inside this town about to be liberated.  The field commander of the Brigade of Hawraan’s Lions (Oh, please spare me!), an Abu Zakariyyaa, was sent packing to Satan’s Tanning Salon along with Muhammad Jihaad Sawaayaa.  Another notable in this gang of idiots was Muhammad Khaleel Mudawwar who was spirited to certain death at the hands of incompetent Jordanian Army quacks.  At the “hospital” in Al-Ramtha, Mudawwar was declared DOD after being administered Kosher wine found in the Zionist taxi cab trunk used for his ambulance.  Jordanian shamans tried to revive him with secret incantations and dances, but, he just didn’t want to wake up.
     Jordanian Army physician, Nakkaah Mataayiza, takes a breather after trying to revive Mudawwar. 

Other carcasses from the 51 identified in Al-Shaykh Miskeen are:

‘Abdul-Jaleel Kamaal ‘Uqda
Taariq ‘Umar Al-Abrash
Faysal Mahmoud Al-Saafi
‘Alaa` Majdi Tannoor
Jameel Mahmoud Al-Qaadhi
Muhammad Habeeb Al-‘Ali
Ghaalib Bahjaat ‘Abdul-Kareem
Salaama Mansoor Al-Ahmad
‘Ali Taalib Rashaad Al-Haaj-Hassan

No other names appeared on the list.  Monzer writes that the majority of the carcasses were non-Syrian – many from Jordan and Iraq.  He also informs me that leaders of the Brigade of Monotheism’s Lions (yawn), Jaydoor Hawraan Battalion, Liwaa` Al-Saabireen (Brigade of the Patient, I kid you not) and Harakat Al-Muthannaa were killed yesterday bringing into question if these Nusra offshoots can survive any longer.

Tafass:  North of Der’ah City.  The SAA and PDC turned 2 Nusra nests upside down;  seized and defanged 4 booby-trapped cars; destroyed 5 vans loaded with machine guns and ammo; took control of a warehouse with TNT and C-4, mines and IEDs.  Not bad for a day’s work.  I have no names of the dead buzzards who were defending these instruments of death.  The number confirmed killed is 29.

Fighting reported intense in these areas: Northwest ‘Itmaan, Al-Sahaahil, Jimreen in center of city, Simleen, Old Customs Building, ‘Ibta’, Jaassim, Dayr Al-‘Adas, Al-Faqee’, Daa’il, Al-Hiraak, East Al-Maleeha.

Tal Al-Za’tar:  The SAA stopped a truck/suicide bomber in his tracks again.  He was vaporized and terrorist communications did not disclose his identity.

Busraa Al-Shaam:  The SAA has annihilated all remnant rodents in the west neighborhood. Expect great news soon.

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